String puppet

Puppeteers make it look easy

Pandemic Hair

Something something dwarvish genes

You can teach these guys all sorts of tricks

Way more style points than checking a smartphone

I use frozen pizza to practice my pizza paddle skills till I think I’m ready to make the Real Deal

All the budgies I’ve owned have a thing for plastic bottlecaps, maybe its cuz they’re easy to throw around?

and the music SLAPS

I wish crazy socks had more durability

I’m an adult I can do what I want