This crazy wild bird takes a bath almost every morning and sometimes there’s frost on the ground. He’s cray cray
A sign wouldn’t lie, would it?
Come down here and say that you pond scum *shakes fist*
It gets pretty cold in my bedroom at night but I have a process
He flies with the grace of a drunk bomber plane
Or a monster that just happens to kinda be frog-like?
The original angry chicken
Turkey sammiches for days